Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
loooooooool bad husband
ReplyDeleteit's not funny :s
ReplyDeleteLoOOoool why wud u saY he's the baD one, maybe ShE's giVing him helL on Earth thaT's the way he seEs it. Or, she's just bad hahahah (just kidding) ;pP~
ReplyDeleteis that the same guy who used to take his wife to work with him so he won't kiss her goodbye??
ReplyDeleteobjection.. Mr. Farran, why r u always biased and posting such posts regarding bad, evil, unbearable wives :S
ReplyDeleteNot fair at all :(
never mind girls here's this : :D
A woman told her husband of 15 years that:
"it feels like they've only been married for 5 minutes"
the husband said: "thats so sweet"
she said: "yeah 5 minutes under water" :D
Yes bumble_bee I was going to say the same thing:p
ReplyDeleteWe shouldn't be biased Mr. Farran. I swear some wives are so sweet and nice.Not all the times they cause problems to their husbands:S
Gurls relax it's just a joke lol. Mr. Farran yoU RealLY got our girls angry, yalla post a joKE thats has nothinG to do with women hahaha.
ReplyDeleteOh and LOOOOOL bumble_beee what a sad woman she is. maskEena he mustve been a bad husband hhaaha ;pP
Relax and take it easy....I'm a guy, and naturally I'll poke fun at women, just like women tend to joke about men. But since this blog is not aimed for guys only, I will promise to make fun of men in the future.
ReplyDeleteYou had a valid point bumble bee and luckily for you, I am a fair and understanding person :)
Women don't tend to joke about men.In contrast, they tend to tell the truth about men:p:p:p.Ya Allah these days it became impossible to tell the truth.It is irritating some people:p:P:p
ReplyDeleteYou always have been a fair and understanding person Mr. farran and I am sure that you always will be like that:).
Thanks for being understanding as always Mr.Farran :D
ReplyDeleteif women were not existed men weren't called "men" :D
i don't like to make jokes about men :(
Miss Laila - Thank you for your kind words :)
ReplyDeletebumble bee - You don't like to joke about men? Really?
yes Mr.Farran i don't like to, unless some one teased me with a joke about women..
ReplyDeletei don't see it funny to make a joke about any gender in general.
I see...sorry if I offended you, my jokes are all intended to be taken lightly, my goal is not to hurt anyone.
ReplyDeletethere's no need to be sorry Mr.farran we all know how great spirit u have and i did take ur joke lightly.
ReplyDeletei didn't feel offended i was just explaining :)
Oh I see :D
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