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~ Riddle ~

You are driving on the road in your car on a stormy night. It's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for a bus.

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die!
2. An old friend who once saved your life!
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about!

You only have space for one passenger in your car.

What would you do?

How would you solve this puzzle and make everyone happy?

(The answer is very logical)

Interesting fact of the day...

"A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death."

When Intellectuals fight....again!

Anonymous actress: I enjoyed reading your book. Who wrote it for you?

Ilka Chase: Darling, I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

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~Quote of the Day~

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”

The Boy & the Starfish

A man was walking along a deserted beach at sunset. As he walked he could see a young boy in the distance. As he drew nearer he noticed that the boy kept bending down, picking something up and throwing it into the water. Time and again, he kept hurling things into the ocean.

As the man approached even closer, he was able to see that the boy was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach. and, one at a time, he was throwing them back into the water.

The man asked the boy what he was doing; the boy replied,"I am throwing these washed up starfish back into the ocean, or else they will die through lack of oxygen. "But", said the man, "You can't possibly save them all; there are thousands on this beach, and this must be happening on hundreds of beaches along the coast. You can't possibly make a difference."

The boy smiled, bent down and picked up another starfish, and as he threw it back into the sea, he replied, "I made a huge difference to that one!"

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When intellectuals fight...

George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill):
I'm reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.

Churchill:
Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.

June 21st = Father's Day :)

Dear dad,

Thank you for always being there for me, for showing me right from wrong and for being a loving, understanding and loyal friend. You have made the biggest difference in my life and you made me the person I am today, and for that I am eternally grateful. I highly respect you, love you and cherish you for the rest of my life.

Thank you for being the best dad in the world :)

Your son,

Mohammad

To all the wonderful father's out there...I wish you all a happy father's day :)

I asked for...

I asked for Strength.........
And God gave me difficulties to make me stronger.

I asked for Wisdom.........
And God gave me obstacles to learn from.

I asked for Courage.........
And God gave me danger to overcome.

I asked for Love.........
And God gave me troubled people to help.

I asked for Favors.........
And God gave me opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted ........
But I received everything I needed!

Unbelievable...

A man in America walks into a convenience store to rob it and leaves a Muslim.

Book of the Month

I read this book a couple of months ago and I still can't get it out of my mind. The book captures the strength of a dying man who shares with us life's greatest lessons. This book will inspire you and make you see life in a more positive way!

~ Quote of the day ~

"The ones who try to do something & fail are better than those who try to do nothing & succeed."

For those of you who complain...

When you are determined...nothing can stand in your way!

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Tips on Writing a Great Paragraph

1. Topic sentence --> should be clear.

[Good example]* Life in university is really different than life back at school.

[Bad example] * I went to school, and now in university things are the same and they are different.

2. Supporting sentences --> should be arranged logically (chronologically or order of importance)

[Bad example] * He had breakfast and then he woke up.

[Good example]* He woke up and had breakfast.

3. Ideas --> should be connected using transition words.

[Bad example] * Drivers can do a lot to help. They can be more careful when they are on the road.

[Good example]* Drivers can do a lot to help. For example, they can be more careful when they are on the road.

4. Concluding sentence --> should be simple and restate what you said in the paragraph.

[Good example]* In conclusion, because of the reasons I mentioned, that’s why I believe we can win the match.

[Bad example] * In conclusion, I believe we can win the match and *new idea mentioned here*

Only great minds can read this!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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